It put up a fight....
Alas the resistance has been broken. After several months of valiant defending against the unstoppable sheer force of the massive juggernaut, the proud structure has finally reached its limit. A thunderous crack, very much like those that accompanied the storms that seemed to be terrorizing Singapore, echoed throughout the room as an ugly crack started tearing down vertically on its usually radiant blue surface. I turned to look at the damage that has been done. Oh poor blue chair, although you put up a real fight, in the end laziness and the sheer force of a proud combined total of 61kg is going to inevitably destroy you. I promptly decided, immediately, to log into centris to ask for maintenance to replace this fallen warrior.... Can they get me a chair, double quick time?
SrslyJude
11:07 PM